04 October 2008

Heaven and Hell Defined

A bit of humor for the day. Two definitions pf Heaven and Hell.


Heaven is
An English house,
An American salary,
A Chinese cook, and
A Japanese wife.

Hell is
A Japanese house,
A Chinese salary,
An English cook, and
An American wife.


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Heaven is where
the police are British,
the cooks are French,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian
and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where
the police are German,
the cooks are English,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss,
and it is all organized by the Italians.